"You should have warned me! I am dying at Mena and Marie! Good read!"
Who the heck is Pixie Prince?Where did I come up with this character, Pixie Prince and what's the point?
When I was growing up I was told that my mother's nick name was Pixie. And I was also told that she hated that name. I wanted to call her that so badly but I didn't want to get popped in the mouth. People used to pop their kids in the mouth back then. I became Pixie whenever I was afraid. Here's the thing- anyone who knows me would say I ain't scared of shit. I cultivated that response in them. I'm actually afraid of everything. So over the years when I couldn't handle something, or I wanted to do something crazy and reckless, I created my own personal Tyler Durden to do all the fun things, all the crazy things, all the dirty things the Midwesterner in me, the nerdy broad in me was afraid to do. For a while I called her Monica, and Sasha. But then there are a lot of Monicas and Sashas. I was even Salsa for a while. I only know two kinds of Pixies, that cartoon mean ass fairy and my mom...but don't tell her I said that. I've been chronicling exploits and adventures for around 14 years now and since I love writing I figured it was time to do something with them. There is enough room in the universe for all of our stories. So I decided to share Pixie's stories. I chose the last name Prince because well I like the musician who goes by the same name and I think he is a freak. Who can be that short and that feminine looking and still be one of the most desirable musicians to women in the world? What he does is magic. He's a fucking tiny little dwarf rock star and he is cool as hell. It's an appropriate surname for my alter ego because he is as unexpected as I am. I also picked Prince as the character's last name because as a nerd, it is my duty to like comics and I am a huge Wonder Woman fan. ( If you don't know her alter ego is called Diana Prince.) I'm writing the journals in fiction form with my darling Pixie, the misunderstood, unloved, crazy, sex fiend Pixie as the protagonist.In between writing and my real life and my real job, I blog about Pixie's thoughts and exploits that I either can't describe the way I want in the book or just as a way for the monster in me to shake it off. My name is T. L. Banks. Hi. Nice to meet you. T.L. has written award winning one act plays, introductions to shows, songs, poems, won essay contests for scholarship money, won essay competitions for environmental scholarships and published in literary journals. T.L. has even participated in writer's clubs in California and Nevada and won poetry scholarships in undergrad. She likes words.I will be 37 this year. Pixie on the other hand is always on the hunt for her own personal Fonzie. Her own Danny Zuko. Pixie will always be 23. And she ain't scared of shit. Pixie Prince is obviously a version of me in an alternate universe. Pixie is the girl who was fucking the nice boy from church in the back seat of his parent's car while they were in prayer meeting every Wednesday night. Pixie Prince is you too. The you that nobody knows about that wasn't there. We are now all exposed. So now you know who she is and who I am. Oh and there is no fucking point. Enjoy. |
Lover's SecretsEssentials Of Great Sex
You got the girl, you took her out, and you think this might be it; she is the woman you want to pleasure for the rest of your life. So how can you make sure that she'll want nothing more than what you're offering up? First, you have to keep in mind that sex doesn't start when you're naked (okay, technically it does); it actually begins way before that. Keeping her mind stimulated will ensure that her body is always ready for action. If you can manage to maintain the honeymoon phase for as long as possible, then boredom will never be one of your worries. Don't be afraid to try new things, and above all else, don't be afraid to voice your kinky and creative ideas. The following tips have been discussed in some of my previous genial rants about men, women and their copulative ways. Don't leave any of these things out of your already rich love life and you'll keep her wanting you for a lifetime. Give Her Mouth To MouthBefore you get anywhere near her insides, your kiss will determine whether or not you'll ever be getting that far. When you place your lips on hers, make sure that they're soft, and that your kiss isn't rushed, but rather slow and sensuous. Make her melt in your mouth, then you can use your hands... The personal massager The prelude to a wonderful night of lovemaking begins with asensual rubdown that would make a genie bottle envious. Lay her body down and maneuver your way around it as though you're the luckiest man alive to be touching her. Playing With ForeEveryone likes foreplay and you can learn to love it more than the main event itself. When you incorporate all your talents into the appetizer, she will be dying to welcome your manhood into its rightful home with open legs come the main dish. Never Drink From The BottleBreasts; they're the greatest piece of work since Earth's creation. They come in all shapes and sizes and surely the pair you get to enjoy is awesome as well. Take the time to pamper those two little mounds of joy as often as you can. Finger Flickin' HoodUsing your fingers to drive her crazy while you get to enjoy the look on her face when she's reaching her climax is the ultimate accomplishment. Touch her softly, then aggressively; whatever you do, keep her coming. If you add your tongue to the mix, she'll be in heaven. Get Into PositionIf there's one thing that can add a little oomph to your sexual positions, it's the willingness to delve into variety. Let her see the bedroom from a different angle on a nightly basis, feel her inside walls from a varying perspective, and enjoy the sensations that go with. Stick It In When She's Not LookingEvery woman, when asked about her list of demands regarding her dream man, will include "spontaneous" as part of her ideal man's required qualities. Show her that you can be just as romantic as Don Juan by unexpectedly making soft love to her the second she comes through the door. Tell Her What You Want, What You Really, Really WantPerhaps the greatest thing that we've got going for us as a species is our ability to communicate with each other in a civilized manner (at least most of the time). Don't be afraid to tell her what you like, how you like it, how often, and why. As well, encourage her to do the same. It will only serve to ensure sexual satisfaction... try it now for a free sample. Read more:http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/99_love_tip.html#ixzz2H7w3tavl |